make me choose
↳ anonymous asked: lucius malfoy or tom riddle
The Yule Ball is first and foremost …
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
smashing your pinky toe and trying to act cool like
"Is this shit deep, or am I just tired?"-when I keep reading even though my body is pleading to go to sleep (via freakofliterature)
I love the part in TFIOS when she’s texting Gus at the dinner table and she’s just smiling like an idiot at her screen and then when her parents talk to her she looks up and she’s in a daze and has no clue they were even talking to her. I love that because it’s so accurate. Anyone who has ever texted someone that they like can probably vouch for me on this one. It is so so accurate.
"Why is this happening? I don’t understand."